inter-webs:

*sigh* why am i better than everyone

(Source: saladfanclub, via stay-ocean-minded)

forcefields:

forcefields:

which part of california has the most cute boys?

the bae area

(via mypussybaldlikecaillou)

tylenold:

how do i lose weight quickly and easily and also how do i gain the ability to fly and breathe fire and how do i cheat death 

(via erualz)

fluttershwee:

benoistmelissas:

DO

NOT

SPEAK

TO ME

WHEN

I HAVE

HEADPHONES

ON

JESUS

CHRIST

image

(via sadandbrokenwbu)

bigrnac:

lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”

(Source: ouijasquiji, via thats-definitely-raven)

I wanna do cute stuff with you like fuck the shit out of you

(Source: sexlusion, via thinly)

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

(Source: darrenstummy-moved, via valiumandrazors)