gnarly:

its gotten to the point where i even procrastinate while taking showers and when people ask me why i take so long i dont even know what to reply

(via bleed-to-breathe)

"Don’t ask her to moan. Make her."

browningtons:

if tumblr university was a thing i wouldn’t hesitate to set it on fire 

(via lindsaylohoean)

leafwhirlwind:

I’M LAHUGING SO HARD AT THIS

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SHE DOESN’T EVEN JUMP SHE JUST LIFTS OFF THE GROUND 

(Source: cispeople, via lindsaylohoean)

thechicwiththecurls:

  • it’s okay for you to like skinny girls
  • it’s okay for you to like skinny girls with big boobs and a butt
  • it’s okay for you to like curvy girls
  • it’s okay for you to like heavier girls
  • it’s totally okay to like thighs or thigh gaps and big boobs or small boobs and big butts or little butts
  • what’s not okay is telling a woman that she isn’t beautiful or sexy because she doesn’t meet your personal body type preferences

(via smirnoff-and-cigarettes)

purplefridge:

purplefridge:

what the FUCK is that hideous yellow circle in the sky

if this gets to 300k i will burn down my house

(via not-the-same-person)